(WARNING: THERE ARE AMATEUR NIGHT JOKES ON THIS PAGE. IF YOU CAN'T TAKE THE HEAT GET OUTTA THE KITCHEN!)

 

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 Welcome All U of M Dental School Students! 
 

I have a *surprise* -- For you.
 

No, I don't have a bouquet of roses or a box of chocolates hiding behind my back er anything like that...(although knowing what I know about dentists I'm sure your sweet tooth is tingling* upon hearing the word "chocolates" & would appreciate that right about now!)
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Nope.
 

I have - something better.

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But - WHAT could be better than “a box of chocolates...Momma?”


Let me tell yah…

 

And I promise I’ll introduce who I am in a minute.

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But first, before we get into all of that and what I'm sure you've surmised this webpage is about…

I think it's pretty important that...


Well, more like imperative that I answer JUST A FEW questions that iTHINK you all may have.


Questions like...
(These Questions are clickable* btw!)

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 "WHY THE  F$%* ----- Do you "think" we want to read all of this?" 

 

 "WHO THE F$%* -------- ARE YOU? "  

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 "WHAT THE F$%* -------- Is the purpose of this page to us?"   
 

 "WHY THE F$%*----Are you doing this ?" 

 "HOW THE F$%* -------- Are you going to do this?" 

And EVEN MORE important questions like -
 

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 "WHO (in) THEE F$%* DO YOU THINK . . . YOU ARE??!!" 

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Ahh yes, all of the questions everyone here is accustomed having answered when you applied to U of M. ;)
 

But seriously folks,
 

On a serious note-- have they updated* the application questions yet?

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Because...












ALRIGHT.

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Like a Quentin Tarantino movie - I'll start with the last first. 

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The last question of:

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 - "WHO (in) THEE  F$%* DO YOU THINK… YOU ARE??!!" - 

 

Relax, who even says things like that anymore unless you're coming straight off of shows like TeleNovela.

Or worse, shows like "The Apprentice."  


Please.

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Let's be realistic here. So...
 

Back to the real question of -​

 "WHY THE  F$%* ----- Do you "think" we want to read all of this?" 
 

You want to read this entire web page, from start to finish, for one very simple reason...

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Because you’ll miss out…

“YOU WILL MISS OUT!” 


 

 

 

 

On some pretty important opportunities that can…

 

 - Change your community* for the better - 

 

And that’s pretty flippin’ important folks.

 

Somethin’ you young whipper-snappers who aren’t 33* like me might not yet understand!

Now listen!…Even possibly *Knock on wood*  change your life.

 

“CHANGE YOUR D@MN lyFE!” 

 

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(please, as dental students you’re used to that. DON'T ACT SQUEMISH NOW!)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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“OKAYE...”

 

–but…”
 

​ "WHO THE F$%* -------- ARE YOU?" 

 

Well, I am one of your professors.

Trolling you right now. And ALL OF YOU who clicked this - this is an affiliate link that is tracking you back to the dean's offi--(kidding.)

 

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But I mean, how terrifying would that really be.

 

Actually, I am "one of you" a fellow  *U of M Grad (Dental Hygiene program 2016) & Still a practicing RDH  and after...










 

I started up this grass roots company to market my many other* skill sets, DH being just one, and in doing so  fundraise through my business for...
'Big Brothers Big Sisters' (BBBS)'.

With this fundraising to BBBS the goal is to later funnel resources to them to create  *Mental Health Fund(s) for the kids in our communities.
 

 *Disclaimer: I must add, neither I nor my business is in any legal association or affiliation with 'Big Brothers Big Sisters' (BBBS) *as well as all of my views and opinions here that are in no way in connection to BBBS or my business. 

 

The very *grass-roots* company I started up is called…

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 'Thee Business Aid LLC' 
(learn more about my background & #iLuvTBA here & Connect w/ me on Linkedin here)

 

“GREAT. But- ”
 

 "WHAT THE F$%* -------- Is the purpose of this page to us?"   
 

So, I created this webpage, between myself and all of you--- most likely students...to act  as a bridge. 

 

A bridge  to connect with  any of you students out there that care enough about this cause and…

 

Want The Opportunity to:
Change the lives of kids in your neighborhood for the better.

If this is a task you're up for...

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IF you actually do have  maize & blue   blood running through your veins...

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IF you’re committed &  truly are a part of:







 

Then this is a   *CALL TO ACTION:   to you.

If you want to pass “GO” skip all this text and head straight to the finish line
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STILL do 100% of what you can to support this cause
via the tools on this page
Then #GoBlue! & Click the glowing  *U of M Button!  →

- THANK YOU -

 

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Because making a change-- actually, making an impact...

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Is what  you're about to do. 
 

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What you and your classmates/colleagues who happen to be reading this…  

 

Are about to do.

 

Your  support in this endeavor  will help 10 FOLD. Again.. Thank you so much and I look forward to connecting with you! Just reach out on a social network like Linkedin! <3

 

Now.

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If you JUST transferred* to U of M, are still developing your CHAT GPT A.i. & currently learning that you procrastinated too long and are now pulling those wonderful *all-nighters* -

 

Maybe you even came from...

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and are still learning how to synthesize basic text like this…

 

“Who knows.” 

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 But still want to show support while also being ahead of the game
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bypass all of this text 

ALL of this *ENLIGHTENING*
up coming text THAT TOOK FOREVER TO TYPE & FORMAT

Then “#GoBlue”
Give yourself a break and Click the glowing  *U of M Button!  →

Thank you again!<3 ;)

 

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Oh-

 

Hey.

 

I see you’re still reading…

 

Okay, I get it.

 

Like a  good U of M student you’re doin’ the research.

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You want…More?

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You say?





 

 

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Well…

 

READ ON!

 

And, Buckle up Buttercup-

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We 'bout to get into some THANGS!

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That's right! #BruceLee style level thangs "brah".

 

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HOWEVER!

 

​IF YOU DON'T want to  change the lives of kids in your neighborhood for the better -

Then Goodbye! Aufiderzein! "Adieu! ADIEU....to you and you AND YOU!"

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BYE!




 

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Deuces! Kick rocks! And SUCK MY socks! (Get your mind outta the gutter.)

Wasn't talkin' to you anyways!

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​”Alright, SO–”

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 "WHY THE F$%* -------- Are you doing this?" 

Well, the in-depth answer as to "Why I'm really doing this?" Can be read here in my blog post.

But in a nutshell,

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I didn't have a lot of support when I was a kid emotionally and it -

*worlds smallest violin* IT SCARRED ME.

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But it did.

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Like many of us, right?

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So now, I'm doing what I can with what I have...






















 

 

 

 

"Shake whatchyah momma gave yah!"

Okay, maybe not like that.

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BUTT - you get the picture.

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Again, I'm doing what I can with what I have and so far what I have is (not an @$$ like that O_O)
 

What I have is  my business, my drive & a network of amazing people like you. 

Alumni, faculty, and students alike - that can...

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Take a chance and....more importantly  take some action to -

Support this endeavor.

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...Because this isn't just "my cause."

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Providing more emotional support to our youth in our neighborhoods...
But this is an:


 "EVERYONE cause." 

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And I know there's so many other people out there that feel the same.

 

Not just me.
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I mean-God, is it really ALL just for ourselves?... Do we actually wanna be out here with everyone else really just cheering on the mundane "9-5"?

 

 

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For our own self interest? ONLY?! I mean, is that you? UGH, I hope not!

It's no wonder most people don't know how to find motivation....

"Braiiinz..."   
 

Say it with me..."BRAAaaAaaiNz!"






 

And luckily, unlike a lot of other people out there - I know we @UofM got them.
 

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Lets not have selfishness & money rule our world.
 

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(yes, I hear you all murmuring "too late." STFU)

 

I'm saying - Why put your time, your sweat, your labor into-  JUST money?

Because once you got it, thank God you do because it's immensely helpful. Of course…

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But, and we should know this by now- that the greatest form of happiness you can get out of life...
 

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"...And research has shown!"
                      *in my best hoaky radio talk show advertising voice* 

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...Truly, is our connection with those we care for and the time we invest in them is a key factor.

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   Read Here ->> https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/35329261/

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So why is the state of our youth's mental health at the point where their rate of serious "life threatening self harm"... is increasing?

                   

  Read Here ->> https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/37153133/ 

​Vid Dr.Gabor- https://youtu.be/OTQJmkXC2EI

 

We gotta do better people.
 

And… 

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I'm starting here.

 

Where & when will you begin? And, more importantly - have you even started in the first place?

 

Please,

Start with me today.


"ANnnnnd - "
 

 

"HOW THE F$%* -------- Are you going to do this?"   
 

So yeah,
 

I couldn't do fundraising to the Nth* degree just by volunteering or through the standard route of employment.

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So, as previously mentioned, I decided to incorporate my skill-sets in this company I founded.

 

Where I can now self-employ & contract out my many skill sets.
 

Professionally, I do so with my RDH credentials* which at the moment are really helping me fund these endeavors as I continue starting up…

And in doing so more opportunities with other businesses or self employed persons(s) that also want to support this cause.
 

Opportunities like working in contractual partnerships w/ a set-time frame* & MY business's 'Daily Rate'. Both of which are fundraisers through for my labor (You can read more about my company’s contract(s) here).
 

And I can accomplish my fundraising* to  'Big Brothers Big Sisters'  by......
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